Penis balloons, need I say more? When Christina Aguilera was on Ellen yesterday, she told the talk show diva that she and her husband, Jordan Bratman celebrated the birth of their son, Max by putting up penis balloons all over the house (kind of a bratty thing to do).

Ellen was shocked and asked if you could just walk into the store and buy them. Christina Aguilera said that they are not a conservative household by any means and penis balloons were an expression of this liberal Hollywood attitude.